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Dashing to my CPAP,
It makes me breathe so great.
Sometimes my real problem,
Is I stay up way too late. (snort snort snort)
My mask leak is real low,
I've got a brand new hose.
The only problem now,
Is the sore on the bridge o' my nose!
Oh Sleepguide Oh sleepguide,
You help me when my nose gets runny!
It makes me want to send all the "pros" (especially Saz),
A big fat bag of money!
;^)
Sorry....that's the best I've got.
Saz
Okay, saz, if I'm gonna abuse you, I'll throw all pride to the winds and offer up MY pathetic rendition of the CPAP user's version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" !!
Ooooooh, 'ya better comply,
'Ya better not quit,
Use 'yer CPAP,
Even when you sit,
Dr. Sleep is gonna find out!
He's got a machine,
With buttons and stats,
Cheat on 'yer log,
and he'll drive 'ya bats,
Dr. Sleep is gonna find out!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows just when you cheat,
He'll know if you're hooked up or not,
'Cause you'll drool upon the sheet!
Oooooh, 'ya better be good,
'Ya better mask up,
'Ya better not whine,
Or he'll kick your butt!
Dr. Sleep is gonnnna find out!!!
-The End
Lyrics by Susan McCord Bleaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!!!! LMAO
Deck the room with cpap equipment fa la la la lala la la la
Don we now our velcro chinstraps fa la la la la la la la la la !
Tis the reason we sleep better, fa la la la la la la la la
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