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Some Holiday fun.
Ok a holiday parody discussion was started on another site. The goal is to rearrange holiday songs into sleep holiday songs. Anyone who participates will get the Sleep Tech holiday Parody PDF. Have fun with this! Let's see how creative you can be.
Sample from JJ at binary
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:03 am Post subject:
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To the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock"
PSG, PSG, PSG rock
Patients snoring and stopping breathing
Snorting and snoring up bushels of fun
Now the hypop hop has begun
PSG, PSG, PSG rock
Titrations fine... no mask leak this time
Sleeping and dreaming without despair
Thanks to humid air
Not a bright time, cuz its night time
So sleep the night away
PSG time is a swell time
Helping patients not be sleepy all day
Giddy-up, no more snores, pick up your feet
Its time I got off the clock
Mix and a-mingle that titration was sweet
That's the PSG
That's the PSG
That's the PSG rock
Sample from JJ at binary
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:03 am Post subject:
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To the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock"
PSG, PSG, PSG rock
Patients snoring and stopping breathing
Snorting and snoring up bushels of fun
Now the hypop hop has begun
PSG, PSG, PSG rock
Titrations fine... no mask leak this time
Sleeping and dreaming without despair
Thanks to humid air
Not a bright time, cuz its night time
So sleep the night away
PSG time is a swell time
Helping patients not be sleepy all day
Giddy-up, no more snores, pick up your feet
Its time I got off the clock
Mix and a-mingle that titration was sweet
That's the PSG
That's the PSG
That's the PSG rock
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Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Judy on
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Ha! You should see the endoscopy unit song re-writes at healingwell's Crohn's disease column!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Saz RPSGT on
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Dashing to my CPAP,
It makes me breathe so great.
Sometimes my real problem,
Is I stay up way too late. (snort snort snort)
My mask leak is real low,
I've got a brand new hose.
The only problem now,
Is the sore on the bridge o' my nose!
Oh Sleepguide Oh sleepguide,
You help me when my nose gets runny!
It makes me want to send all the "pros" (especially Saz),
A big fat bag of money!
;^)
Sorry....that's the best I've got.
Saz
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Giggle. Good going, Saz. Especially the last two lines. Your Christmas wish list???
And, thanks for the article, on finding xPAPs for needy OSA patients!
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Permalink Reply by susan mccord on
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I LIKE it, Jason!! (but don't quit your day job!)
Aaaaaaah, I love 'ya, you know I do!!!
See folks, this is what happens to people who pick up and move to Antarctica!!!!!!!!!!! lol
McCord :-D
Saz RPSGT said:Dashing to my CPAP,
It makes me breathe so great.
Sometimes my real problem,
Is I stay up way too late. (snort snort snort)
My mask leak is real low,
I've got a brand new hose.
The only problem now,
Is the sore on the bridge o' my nose!
Oh Sleepguide Oh sleepguide,
You help me when my nose gets runny!
It makes me want to send all the "pros" (especially Saz),
A big fat bag of money!
;^)
Sorry....that's the best I've got.
Saz
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Okay, saz, if I'm gonna abuse you, I'll throw all pride to the winds and offer up MY pathetic rendition of the CPAP user's version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" !!
Ooooooh, 'ya better comply,
'Ya better not quit,
Use 'yer CPAP,
Even when you sit,
Dr. Sleep is gonna find out!
He's got a machine,
With buttons and stats,
Cheat on 'yer log,
and he'll drive 'ya bats,
Dr. Sleep is gonna find out!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows just when you cheat,
He'll know if you're hooked up or not,
'Cause you'll drool upon the sheet!
Oooooh, 'ya better be good,
'Ya better mask up,
'Ya better not whine,
Or he'll kick your butt!
Dr. Sleep is gonnnna find out!!!
-The End
Lyrics by Susan McCord Bleaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!!!! LMAO
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Hinkle, you've created a monster!!
This one's to "Silent Night"....
I gotta sleep,
Where's my CPAP,
If I don't use it,
I'll feel like crap.
Find the ma-ask,
and fill the tank.
Hang the hose,
And don't be a crank!
Set the ramp,
Hit the buuuutton......
Go to sleep and you'll live.
Go-o to sleep and you'll live.....!!!
McCord (has left the building!!)
susan mccord said:Okay, saz, if I'm gonna abuse you, I'll throw all pride to the winds and offer up MY pathetic rendition of the CPAP user's version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" !!
Ooooooh, 'ya better comply,
'Ya better not quit,
Use 'yer CPAP,
Even when you sit,
Dr. Sleep is gonna find out!
He's got a machine,
With buttons and stats,
Cheat on 'yer log,
and he'll drive 'ya bats,
Dr. Sleep is gonna find out!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows just when you cheat,
He'll know if you're hooked up or not,
'Cause you'll drool upon the sheet!
Oooooh, 'ya better be good,
'Ya better mask up,
'Ya better not whine,
Or he'll kick your butt!
Dr. Sleep is gonnnna find out!!!
-The End
Lyrics by Susan McCord Bleaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!!!! LMAO
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Permalink Reply by sleepycarol on
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I didn't know we had such talented members. Hey maybe we could start our own musical group!! I would have to be the manager though as I don't have any creative streaks at all and I am tone deaf so everything pretty much sounds alike. :)
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It came upon the midnight clear
The horrendous sound of leak ....
Hey, its a work in progress. Add to it as you see fit.
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To the tune of "I Have a Little Dreidel":
I have an Auto-CPAP
I'm not exactly sure why
My doctor suggested I use it
Then left me high and dry.
Oh, CPAP, CPAP, CPAP
I spend my days in a stupor
And when I go to bed,
I look like a storm trooper.
I don't have a real diagnosis
I'm very sad to say
It probably makes no difference
Since all my doctors move away.
Oh, CPAP, CPAP, CPAP
I know I should not cuss
But my nose wasn't perfect before
You gave me a welt with pus.
The pressure changes wake me
I swallow tons of air
My mask is always leaking
I don't think I have a prayer.
Oh CPAP, CPAP, CPAP
I can't cope with these woes
With no M.D. to help me
CPAP therapy really blows.
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LMAO, Jackie!!!
McCord :-D
bayoulady said:Deck the room with cpap equipment fa la la la lala la la la
Don we now our velcro chinstraps fa la la la la la la la la la !
Tis the reason we sleep better, fa la la la la la la la la
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