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Just To Brighten Your Day - Or Not. I'm Confused!

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus.

Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!

You are now as enlightened as I am.

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NOTICE no spellllllllg mistakkkkkes
Oh trust me, Renee, Judy opens her mouth and all KINDS of amazing things come out!!!! lol!!


Renee said:
Hey Judy,

Thanks for regaling us ! I didn't know you were such a philosopher !
I'm glad to see they didn't completely knock the stuffin' out of you early yesterday morn'. Hope things went well for you.

Renee
Glad to hear it--I figured your next post would be c/o carpal tunnel!!!!!!!!

99 said:
NOPE I JUST CUT AND PASTE

susan mccord said:
Jeez, Tom, did you TYPE ALL THAT????????????

99 said:
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serv⋅ice1  /ˈsɜrvɪs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sur-vis] Show IPA noun, adjective, verb, -iced, -ic⋅ing.
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–noun 1. an act of helpful activity; help; aid: to do someone a service.
2. the supplying or supplier of utilities or commodities, as water, electricity, or gas, required or demanded by the public.
3. the providing or a provider of accommodation and activities required by the public, as maintenance, repair, etc.: The manufacturer guarantees service and parts.
4. the organized system of apparatus, appliances, employees, etc., for supplying some accommodation required by the public: a television repair service.
5. the supplying or a supplier of public communication and transportation: telephone service; bus service.
6. the performance of duties or the duties performed as or by a waiter or servant; occupation or employment as a waiter or servant.
7. employment in any duties or work for a person, organization, government, etc.
8. a department of public employment, an administrative division of a government, or the body of public servants in it: the diplomatic service.
9. the duty or work of public servants.
10. the serving of a sovereign, state, or government in some official capacity.
11. Military. a. the armed forces: in the service.
b. a branch of the armed forces, as the army or navy: Which service were you in during the war?

12. Ordnance. the actions required in loading and firing a cannon: service of the piece.
13. Often, services. the performance of any duties or work for another; helpful or professional activity: medical services.
14. something made or done by a commercial organization for the public benefit and without regard to direct profit: Certain books are published at a loss as a public service.
15. Also called divine service. public religious worship according to prescribed form and order.
16. a ritual or form prescribed for public worship or for some particular occasion: the marriage service.
17. the serving of God by obedience, piety, etc.: voluntary service.
18. a musical setting of the sung portions of a liturgy.
19. a set of dishes, utensils, etc., for general table use or for particular use: a tea service; service for eight.
20. answering service.
21. Law. the serving of a process or writ upon a person.
22. Nautical. tarred spun yarn or other small stuff for covering the exterior of a rope.
23. (in tennis, badminton, handball, etc.) a. the act or manner of putting the ball or shuttlecock into play; serve.
b. the ball or shuttlecock as put into play.

24. the mating of a female animal with the male.

–adjective 25. of service; useful.
26. of, pertaining to, or used by servants, delivery people, etc., or in serving food: service stairs; the service pieces in a set of dishes.
27. supplying aids or services rather than products or goods: Medicine is one of the service professions.
28. supplying maintenance and repair: He operates a service center for electrical appliances.
29. of, for, or pertaining to the armed forces of a country or one of them: a service academy.
30. charged for providing service: a service fee of 15 percent on the restaurant check.
31. providing, authorizing, or guaranteeing service: a service industry; a service contract.

–verb (used with object) 32. to make fit for use; repair; restore to condition for service: to service an automobile.
33. to supply with aid, information, or other incidental services.
34. (of a male animal) to mate with (a female animal).
35. Finance. to pay off (a debt) over a period of time, as by meeting periodic interest payments.

—Idioms36. at someone's service, ready to be of help or use to someone; at one's disposal: You will have an English-speaking guide at your service.
37. be of service, to be helpful or useful: If we can be of service, do not hesitate to call.


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Origin:
bef. 1100; ME (n.) < OF < L servitium servitude, equiv. to serv(us) slave + -itium -ice; r. ME servise, late OE serfise ceremony < OF servise, var. of service
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serv⋅ice2  /ˈsɜrvɪs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sur-vis] Show IPA
–noun 1. a service tree, esp. Sorbus domestica.
2. the shadbush.


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Origin:
1520–30; earlier serves, pl. of obs. serve service tree; ME; OE syrfe < VL *sorbea, deriv. of L sorbus sorb 1
Ser⋅vice  /ˈsɜrvɪs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sur-vis] Show IPA
–noun Robert W(illiam), 1874–1958, Canadian writer, born in England.

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ser·vice (sûr'vĭs)
n.

Employment in duties or work for another, as for a government: has been in the company's service for 15 years.

A government branch or department and its employees: the diplomatic service.

The armed forces of a nation: joined the service right after college.

A branch of the armed forces of a nation.

Work done for others as an occupation or business: has done service for us as a consultant.

An act or a variety of work done for others, especially for pay: offers a superior service to that of his competitors; provides full catering services.

Assistance; help: was of great service to him during his illness.

An act of assistance or benefit; a favor: My friend did me a service in fixing the door.

Active devotion to God, as through good works or prayer.

A religious rite.

The serving of food or the manner in which it is served.

A set of dishes or utensils: a silver tea service.



The armed forces of a nation: joined the service right after college.

A branch of the armed forces of a nation.

Work done for others as an occupation or business: has done service for us as a consultant.

An act or a variety of work done for others, especially for pay: offers a superior service to that of his competitors; provides full catering services.

Assistance; help: was of great service to him during his illness.

An act of assistance or benefit; a favor: My friend did me a service in fixing the door.

Active devotion to God, as through good works or prayer.

A religious rite.

The serving of food or the manner in which it is served.

A set of dishes or utensils: a silver tea service.


The performance of work or duties for a superior or as a servant: found the butler's service to be excellent.


Work done for others as an occupation or business: has done service for us as a consultant.

An act or a variety of work done for others, especially for pay: offers a superior service to that of his competitors; provides full catering services.

Assistance; help: was of great service to him during his illness.

An act of assistance or benefit; a favor: My friend did me a service in fixing the door.

Active devotion to God, as through good works or prayer.

A religious rite.

The serving of food or the manner in which it is served.

A set of dishes or utensils: a silver tea service.


A department or branch of a hospital staff that provides specified patient care: the anesthesiology service.

Installation, maintenance, or repairs provided or guaranteed by a dealer or manufacturer: a dealer with full parts and service.

A facility providing the public with the use of something, such as water or transportation.


Assistance; help: was of great service to him during his illness.

An act of assistance or benefit; a favor: My friend did me a service in fixing the door.

Active devotion to God, as through good works or prayer.

A religious rite.

The serving of food or the manner in which it is served.

A set of dishes or utensils: a silver tea service.



Active devotion to God, as through good works or prayer.

A religious rite.

The serving of food or the manner in which it is served.

A set of dishes or utensils: a silver tea service.



The serving of food or the manner in which it is served.

A set of dishes or utensils: a silver tea service.


Sports The act, manner, or right of serving in many court games; a serve.

Copulation with a female animal. Used of male animals, especially studs.

Law The serving of a writ or summons.

The material, such as cord, used in binding or wrapping rope.

An answering service.

tr.v. ser·viced, ser·vic·ing, ser·vic·es

To make fit for use; adjust, repair, or maintain: service a car.

To provide services to.

To make interest payments on (a debt).


To copulate with (a female animal). Used of a male animal, especially studs.

Slang To have sex with.


adj.
Of or relating to the armed forces of a country.

Intended for use in supplying or serving: a service elevator; the service entrance.

Offering repairs or maintenance: a service guarantee; a road service area.

Offering services to the public in response to need or demand: a service industry.


[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin servitium, slavery, from servus, slave.]

Usage Note: Aside from specialized senses in finance (service a debt) and animal breeding (service a mare), the verb service is used principally in the sense "to repair or maintain": service the washing machine. In the sense "to supply goods or services to," serve is the correct choice: One radio network serves three states.

Ser·vice (sûr'vĭs)
British-born Canadian writer of poetry and novels about life in the Yukon, including the ballad "The Shooting of Dan McGrew" (1907).

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Word Origin & History

service (n.)

c.1100, "celebration of public worship," from O.Fr. servise, from L. servitium "slavery, servitude," from servus "slave" (see serve). Meaning "act of serving" is attested from 1230. Sense of "duty of a military man" first recorded 1590, hence "the military as an occupation" (1706). Meaning "the furniture of the table" (tea service, etc.) is from 1468. Serving "a helping of food" is from 1769. Serviceable "ready to serve" is from c.1330.

service (v.)

1893, "to provide with service," from service (n.). Meaning "perform work on" first recorded 1926.
Hey Judy, how'd your biopsy go yesterday? Were you sterile enough for them??? lol

I've been sterile for years and it didn't involve antibacterial dishwashing liquid bathing!!!!!!!!!!

McCord :-)
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Hey, Renee, the FNAB went great. Its off topic and long or I would post my experience. BeeASleep had a good laugh over it.

Susan, you ain't the only one who has been sterile for years! THANK GOODNESS! When I signed the consent form years ago and saw they didn't guarantee 100% success I told the surgeon, you darn well better hope so because if I get pregnant again I'm coming gunning for you and will hang you by your testicles!!! He did a good job. No more pregnancies whereas before all hubby had to do was look cross-eyed at me and I got pregnant.

The surgeon asked me why my husband didn't just have a vasectomy since it was an easier and cheaper procedure. I told him because if we had another child my husband would just say, oh well, and love it as much as the other 4. I, on the other hand, would slit my throat, my wrists, the back of my knees, sit in a tub of hot water and plug the radio in plus have the windows closed and the gas turned on. He said, that certainly explains why then and scheduled the surgery.

Back then we didn't have to put up w/this BS of "Is your husband agreeable to this?" Or his verbal or written consent. What a crock of horsepuckies that is!!! "I" am the one who has to carry the little darling for nine months and pop it out, not him! Fortunately, tho, hubby was agreeable. Of course, the only other option was to cut hubby's water off and he preferred keeping his playground to abstinence.
you must have been a very proud woman

letting him service you some four times
Oh, we enjoyed more than 4 times. What the heck, once the damage has been done why miss out on the fun??? And it was a heck of a LOT MORE FUN once the tubal ligation was behind us.
OMG, Judy, you and I would get into SERIOUS trouble if we were in the same place at the same time!!!!!!!!!!

LMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susan :-D

Judy said:
Oh, we enjoyed more than 4 times. What the heck, once the damage has been done why miss out on the fun??? And it was a heck of a LOT MORE FUN once the tubal ligation was behind us.
i was trying to be kind by mentioning just 4 pregnances and not mentioning the sightseeing fun on the way there

also when you pull into a service station to fill up with gasoline does the automobile get pregnant is that why they call the automobile her or she

Judy said:
Oh, we enjoyed more than 4 times. What the heck, once the damage has been done why miss out on the fun??? And it was a heck of a LOT MORE FUN once the tubal ligation was behind us.
WATCH OUT, ROCK HINKLE!!! I intend to come down to Circle City and have a titration study at your lab, specifically requesting you as my RPSGT for the titration. Susan McCord will drive me to the sleep lab and walk in w/me. *wicked grin*
Hey, 99, maybe that is why so many of today's cars look like such ugly pregnant bubbles, you think?

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