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CPAP Song by Nat Pike
the first, the only CPAP Song!!! Enjoy . . .
CPAP Song Lyrics
Some people sleep clear through the night
and then they wake up feeling all right
and they don't even have to try.
Others wake up quite a bit
and spend the morning feeling like shit
and they don't even know why.
But they can hook a guy up with wires
And watch him on a camera when he retires
and drag a pen on paper to see how his breathing goes
And they can keep an accurate count
And if you stop a certain amount
The pressure is on, and you pay through the nose!
So you can spend the evening with me.
Oh yeah! I sleep with a machine.
If you wanna listen to me breathe,
I gotta wear my CPAP
I'm gonna wear my CPAP
Come listen to my CPAP machine!
Some people have dreams all night long
And start the morning singing a song
A pep in their step and a gleam in their eye
Others can barely find life
After spending all night scaring the wife
And need gallons of coffee to fly
But they can scientifically rate you
mask you up and humiliate you
and keep changing settings until that they think that they're right
And when they find those magic numbers
They prescribe them for all of your slumbers
And no longer scared, she laughs all at you night.
So you can spend the evening with me.
Oh yeah! I sleep with a machine.
If you wanna listen to me breathe,
I gotta wear my CPAP
I'm gonna wear my CPAP
Come listen to my CPAP machine!
CPAP Song Lyrics
Some people sleep clear through the night
and then they wake up feeling all right
and they don't even have to try.
Others wake up quite a bit
and spend the morning feeling like shit
and they don't even know why.
But they can hook a guy up with wires
And watch him on a camera when he retires
and drag a pen on paper to see how his breathing goes
And they can keep an accurate count
And if you stop a certain amount
The pressure is on, and you pay through the nose!
So you can spend the evening with me.
Oh yeah! I sleep with a machine.
If you wanna listen to me breathe,
I gotta wear my CPAP
I'm gonna wear my CPAP
Come listen to my CPAP machine!
Some people have dreams all night long
And start the morning singing a song
A pep in their step and a gleam in their eye
Others can barely find life
After spending all night scaring the wife
And need gallons of coffee to fly
But they can scientifically rate you
mask you up and humiliate you
and keep changing settings until that they think that they're right
And when they find those magic numbers
They prescribe them for all of your slumbers
And no longer scared, she laughs all at you night.
So you can spend the evening with me.
Oh yeah! I sleep with a machine.
If you wanna listen to me breathe,
I gotta wear my CPAP
I'm gonna wear my CPAP
Come listen to my CPAP machine!
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Permalink Reply by Ron Sowell on
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kind of an Adams family, Lurch, Frankenstein sound to the song - love the lyrics and the singing aint bad either! Its good to be able to laugh at ourselves I guess!! Thanks for the laugh for the day!!!
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Permalink Reply by susan mccord on
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OMG, this is HILARIOUS!! It's 8/20/09 and I just found it!!!! I've been on SG for about 5-6 weeks and, for some reason, never got on THIS group site till just now!!! I think I've been missing out now!!
Whoever wrote and performed this should get the SleepGuide Emmy of the Year!!!!!
I'm gonna see if we can have it re-posted on the general Discussion board. It deserves another look by those of us who are new and haven't seen it. Got any more creativity in there????? We all need a little humor about all this from time to time. LOL
Susan McCord :-p) !! -
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Permalink Reply by Christine C on
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I think this should be on americas top 40!
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I agree, Christine!! What ARE the music awards called anyway? I think I said Emmy, and I KNOW that's not it. I wish more people had listened to this. 'Ya can't get the true impact from reading the lyrics!
MIKE--thanks for posting this! I love it--wish we could buy a copy. It occurs to me that when WE make fun of sleep apnea among ourselves, it's funny. When other people who don't have it joke about it, it's NOT funny. Guess that's true of a lot of things/select groups can tease themselves, outsiders can't.....anyway it IS funny!
Susan McCord :-)
Christine C said:I think this should be on americas top 40! -
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