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CPAP Song
This is a song about using a CPAP that I have had bouncing around my head for years and finally decided to record (even though I actually use a BiPAP machine. In fact, I found these forums because I mentioned that I was going to record it on Twitter (where I am "bugfish") and got seen by @mikegoldman! He suggeseted I post it here for everyone to, um, "enjoy".
Anyway, I hope you get a grin out of it.
http://drop.io/bugfish_cpap
Kind of digitally gltchy here and there at drop.io, but if anyone REALLY cares, I have higher quality recording available. Not much I can do about the singer, though... :D
-Nat
Anyway, I hope you get a grin out of it.
http://drop.io/bugfish_cpap
Kind of digitally gltchy here and there at drop.io, but if anyone REALLY cares, I have higher quality recording available. Not much I can do about the singer, though... :D
-Nat
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Permalink Reply by amott1973 on
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I love it! Now I just want the lyrics so I can sing along to the whole thing, cause now I have the last part stuck in my head. LOL
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Permalink Reply by Nat Pike on
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amott1973 said:I love it! Now I just want the lyrics so I can sing along to the whole thing, cause now I have the last part stuck in my head. LOL
Thanks!!
And as for the lyrics, here they is:
Some people sleep clear through the night
and then they wake up feeling all right
and they don't even have to try.
Others wake up quite a bit
and spend the morning feeling like shit
and they don't even know why.
But they can hook a guy up with wires
And watch him on a camera when he retires
and drag a pen on paper to see how his breathing goes
And they can keep an accurate count
And if you stop a certain amount
The pressure is on, and you pay through the nose!
So you can spend the evening with me.
Oh yeah! I sleep with a machine.
If you wanna listen to me breathe,
I gotta wear my CPAP
I'm gonna wear my CPAP
Come listen to my CPAP machine!
Some people have dreams all night long
And start the morning singing a song
A pep in their step and a gleam in their eye
Others can barely find life
After spending all night scaring the wife
And need gallons of coffee to fly
But they can scientifically rate you
mask you up and humiliate you
and keep changing settings until that they think that they're right
And when they find those magic numbers
They prescribe them for all of your slumbers
And no longer scared, she laughs all at you night.
So you can spend the evening with me.
Oh yeah! I sleep with a machine.
If you wanna listen to me breathe,
I gotta wear my CPAP
I'm gonna wear my CPAP
Come listen to my CPAP machine!
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j n k said:PERFECT!
Nothing wrong with that voice, Nat. And I got several belly laughs. Well written, well arranged, well performed!
jeff
ps- I have some demo versions of me performing some songs I've written and recorded over at www.virb.com/jeffreynelson , but nothing as entertaining as your song!
Well, I'm listening now and so far so good! My wife likes it too.
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j n k said:PERFECT!
Nothing wrong with that voice, Nat. And I got several belly laughs. Well written, well arranged, well performed!
jeff
ps- I have some demo versions of me performing some songs I've written and recorded over at www.virb.com/jeffreynelson , but nothing as entertaining as your song!
P.S. if "Cyclothymic Hypomania" Isn't a thing of beauty, I don't know what is.
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Permalink Reply by Mike on
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here it is in an easy-to-use format embedded in this thread (also, with Nat's permission, we have added a link to the song off the left-hand gutter of the SleepGuide.com home page)
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Permalink Reply by White Beard on
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Absolutely Excellent!
white Beard
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Mike said:here it is in an easy-to-use format embedded in this thread (also, with Nat's permission, we have added a link to the song off the left-hand gutter of the SleepGuide.com home page)
I'm going "Viral"! Seriously, thanks for the enthusiasm and shameless promotion of what was just a thing in my head that needed recording a few days back. I always figured I'd be the only one who cared once I recorded it.
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Permalink Reply by Judy on
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You should enjoy this one, Nat. I downloaded your song, well my 'puter guru did for me. And I put it in my music library on my puter. I generally have my music running constantly. I have an extensive play list - imagine my "what the heck??" reaction when your song played right after Santos and Johnny's "Sleep Walk"!!!!
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