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CPAPsalm 23

1 CPAP therapy is my shepherd; I shall not choke.

2 He maketh me to lie down on strange looking, expensive pillows; he leadeth me beside the heated humidifier waters.

3 He restoreth my blood-oxygen levels; he leadeth me in the paths of REM sleep for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death by asphyxiation, I will fear no mask: for 10 cm pressure art with me; thy Snuggle Cover and thy Pad-A-Cheek they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest an air flow before me in the presence of mine apneas; thou anointest my head with headgear; my rainouts floweth not over.

6 Surely consistent breathing and restful sleep shall follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of CPAP therapy fo................ until someone invents something a darn lot better!



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Comment by Sheri Fellat on March 4, 2013 at 7:14pm

Well done Rooster!!!!

Comment by Bill BIstak on May 16, 2012 at 1:40pm

extremely funny....  ;)

Comment by Mary Z on January 27, 2012 at 10:25am

Nice to see this again.

Comment by nancy bridges on January 26, 2012 at 10:48am

my sentiments exactly

Comment by nancy bridges on January 26, 2012 at 10:47am

My sentiments exactly

Comment by Heather Dent on March 20, 2011 at 3:50am
Hey.....Rooster......that's fantastic. I love it !
Comment by yogariffic on September 26, 2010 at 9:38am
That's brilliant! I love it!

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