ScoopGods.com - The convincing actor, James Gandolfini, has joined forces with Medi Masks Inc. to market CPAP masks that just might appeal to the Mafia and its follower

"You know, it was an offer I wasn't going to refuse," said Gandolfini as he received fellatio from a hooker. "As you can probably guess, I snore like a fucking rhinoceros and these masks make me sleep real good.  I want my piece of this and I'm going to expect payment, in cash, on a weekly basis."

The Medi Masks company's research showed that 94% of all Mafia men over the age of 40 suffered from sleep apnea.  

"It was a slam dunk decision," said company CEO Simon Tills. "These masks are going to sell like lattes."

The company currently has the following four masks available: The Godfather, Guito, Horse's Head and Hitman.

They can be purchased in most strip clubs and casinos around the country.  

Editors Note: This story was written by an intern of ours, Sammy Salzone.  We have not seen him since the story went live.  If anyone has heard from him or found his mutilated body in the trunk of a car, please let us know as many of the other interns would like his nice office chair.