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101 Ways to Use a PAP Machine

I was thinking I could rig my PAP machine to my monster truck and use it like a forced air induction system just like a turbo. Might even be able to beat Bigfoot! And if I ever get a flat I can fill my tire with it!

Or I could attach the hose to a shower cap and use it to dry my toupee!

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Permalink Reply by Adriann on June 3, 2009 at 6:45pm
I could use it to dry my kid off after a bath...they are like pets too. :P
Permalink Reply by Jeffrey Donaldson on June 3, 2009 at 7:38pm
My buddy and I have used our C-Pap machines to pump up air mattresses when we went camping. Works great.
Permalink Reply by Gordon Osmond on June 3, 2009 at 7:52pm
Wear it to scare the grandchildren.
Permalink Reply by Ron Sowell on June 3, 2009 at 10:19pm
Mine sounds a lot like Darth Vader when I try to talk while wearing it - would make a great Halloween get-up if I still did that sort of thing. Hmmmm, maybe the grandkids?
Permalink Reply by Juanita on June 3, 2009 at 11:09pm
It could be used to speed up the drying of my manicures & pedicures!
Permalink Reply by sleepycarol on June 3, 2009 at 11:26pm
On another forum I read this cute story. A man and his wife were away from home for a bit and when they came back the kids had went swimming and decided to use his cpap for breathing underwater. Don't tell this story to my grandkids cause I see them trying it. :)
Permalink Reply by Chris on June 4, 2009 at 1:47am
bonesigh said:
Unless of course you had the machine under the blankets like by brother did one time! Super gas injection! Ewwww!

amott1973 said:
I've found that a cpap makes a wonderful fart-protection device. It's almost like a superpower.

Super gas injection? If we can find a way to hook it up to our cars we will have a good alternative source of fule!
Permalink Reply by Chris on June 4, 2009 at 1:53am
How about this? Remove air filter and replace with your choice of tabacco, light it up, put the mask on and smoke away.
Permalink Reply by suebee on June 5, 2009 at 6:31am
Works great as a fan to cool down those hot flashes. It's funny when I am setting up a CPAP on my customers, how I can
aim the hose at my face to cool down without him knowing it.
Permalink Reply by Mary Ann McPheeters on June 5, 2009 at 3:20pm
I did! I forgot the pump for my air bed and so used my CPAP! It takes a LONG time tho!! lol.

Rock Hinkle said:
They would be great to blow up air matresses and such
Permalink Reply by 99 on November 9, 2009 at 4:29pm
oh there is one more

you can use it as

CPAP
Permalink Reply by Renee on November 10, 2009 at 8:46am
Hey Chris ~ Has anyone ever mentioned that you look like Marlon Brando? Renee

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