2 He maketh me to lie down on strange looking, expensive pillows; he leadeth me beside the heated humidifier waters.
3 He restoreth my blood-oxygen levels; he leadeth me in the paths of REM sleep for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death by asphyxiation, I will fear no mask: for 10 cm pressure art with me; thy Snuggle Cover and thy Pad-A-Cheek they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest an air flow before me in the presence of mine apneas; thou anointest my head with headgear; my rainouts floweth not over.
6 Surely consistent breathing and restful sleep shall follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of CPAP therapy fo................ until someone invents something a darn lot better!